Members Only 4月23日 英会話 2-line jokes part 2
25 Best Two-Lines Jokes
7.
A: What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
B: A pool table.
8. Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
Poor bastard.
9.
How would you find Will Smith in the snow?
Fresh prints.
(Fresh Prince.)
10. I went to a really emotional wedding the other day. Even the cake was in tiers.
She was in tears.
11. We have a genetic predisposition for diarrhea. It runs in our jeans.
It runs in my family.
It runs in our genes.
Curly hair runs in our genes.
Musical ability runs in our genes.
Musical ability does not run in our genes.
It runs in the family.
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